R. L. Stine
This is your last warning. You stay away from us, or something very bad will happen.
Played by Jack Black 
Goosebumps (2015) · 36 quotes
Goosebumps (2015) · 36 quotes
Lemme tell you something about Steve King: Steve King wishes he could write like me. And I've sold way more books than him, but nobody ever talks about that! [Zach: Okay.] WAY MORE BOOKS!
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7 quotes R. L. Stine
R. L. Stine
You had to pick Abominable Snowman of Pasadena. You couldn't have picked Little Shop of Hamsters.
R. L. Stine
When I was younger, I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors. And all the kids threw rocks at my window and called me names. So I created my own friends: monsters, demons, ghouls to terrorize the neighborhood and all the kids that made fun of me. And they became real to me. And then one day, they actually...became...real. My monsters literally leapt off the page. As long as the books remain locked, we're safe. But when they open, well, you've just seen what happens.
R. L. Stine
[about his disappointment in Hannah]
Sneaking off in the middle of the night with strange boys. [Champion: Unbelievable.] Shut it.
R. L. Stine
It doesn't work unless it's a real Goosebumps story, with twists and turns and frights. Not to mention some personal growth for our hero.
R. L. Stine
[about reviving Hannah]
I may have written one more book.
R. L. Stine
[introduces himself to a classroom]
Hello. Ahem. My name is R. L. Stine, and I will be your new English teacher, 'cause Mr. Boyd is still recuperating from injuries sustained in a mutant insect attack. Now, every story ever told can be broken down into three distinct parts: the beginning, the middle... and the twist.
Scenes with R. L. Stine
3 scenes Mr. Black (The real R. L. Stine)
Hello, Mr. Stine.
Mr. Stine
Hello, Mr. Black.
Champion
The Abominable Snowman just crawled out of a book, that doesn't just happen!
R. L. Stine
You just released every monster I've ever created!
Champ
What was that?
Stine
It's the Invisible Boy.
Champ
[getting slapped by Brent the Invisible Boy]
Ow!
Stine
Ah, he's such a crack up.
Hannah
So you're the new neighbor?
Zach
Yeah. I'm Zach, by the way.
Hannah
I'm Hannah.
Stine
[from behind her]
Hannah!
Hannah
I gotta go.
Zach
[R. L. Stine appears at the window]
Hey, we're just moving in.
Stine
[referring to the fence between their 2 houses]
You see that fence?
Zach
Uh, yes...
Stine
[sternly]
Stay on your side of it.
[Stine leaves the window]
