The Abominable Snowman just crawled out of a book, that doesn't just happen!
You just released every monster I've ever created!
What was that?
It's the Invisible Boy.
Ow!
Ah, he's such a crack up.
I'm sorry. I'll put it back where it belongs. Look, here it is.
No, don't open it! [Zach accidentally opens a manuscript which releases the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena, the Abominable Snowman touches a light of a ceiling lamp, which stings his finger] [whispering] Nobody make a sound. [Champ screams in terror which the Abominable Snowman of Pasadena hears him, then he starts to charge at him, but Zach pushes him aside, then the Abominable Snowman breaks out of the house]
So you're the new neighbor?
Yeah. I'm Zach, by the way.
I'm Hannah.
I gotta go.
Uh, yes...
Calling all cops. Calling all the cops. Head to the high school. My nephew is in trouble. He's with R. L. Stine. They think they know how to stop all this.
Hello, Mr. Stine.
Hello, Mr. Black.
The town has been invaded. Communications are down. We're talking mass chaos and no one knows how to stop it.
Maybe they're friendly. [a gnome throws a knife at his head] Not friendly. Definitely not friendly!
Don't take it personally. He doesn't really like anyone.
Alright, everyone, find anything you can to barricade the doors.
We cannot let the monsters inside.
Surround sound. I didn't know being an audiophile was a crime.
Being a what?! A WHAT-ophile?!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, that just means he is a connoisseur of high-end audio equipment.
Oh...
What are you doing? Get me out! [the werewolf starts coming after Zach and Stine] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, keep going!
Sneaking off in the middle of the night with strange boys. [Champion: Unbelievable.] Shut it.
