[after biting the Werewolf of Fever Swamp]
Silver fillings. I have a ton of cavities. When I was 10, I didn't brush my teeth for a whole year.
R. L. Stine
Jack Black · 11 quotes
Slappy
Jack Black · 10 quotes
Hannah
Odeya Rush · 6 quotes
Champion
4 quotes
Zach
Dylan Minnette · 4 quotes
The Invisible Boy (Brent Green)
Jack Black · 2 quotes
Goosebumps quotes
Page 2 of 3[in response to being called a dummy]
Who are you calling "dummy"... dummy?! [sees Stine reaching for his manuscript] You're trying to put me BACK IN?!
[introduces himself to a classroom]
Hello. Ahem. My name is R. L. Stine, and I will be your new English teacher, 'cause Mr. Boyd is still recuperating from injuries sustained in a mutant insect attack. Now, every story ever told can be broken down into three distinct parts: the beginning, the middle... and the twist.
[last lines; after typing "The Invisible Boy's Revenge" on Stine's typewriter]
You forgot about me! [leaves hand marks on the glass and laughs as Stine screams]
All my friends in one place! I've never been so happy! I don't want this day to end! And it doesn't have to, as long as we get rid of Stine! CHARGE!!!
Dropped calls are gonna be the least of this town's problems!
It doesn't work unless it's a real Goosebumps story, with twists and turns and frights. Not to mention some personal growth for our hero.
Lemme tell you something about Steve King: Steve King wishes he could write like me. And I've sold way more books than him, but nobody ever talks about that! [Zach: Okay.] WAY MORE BOOKS!
So what’s the plan, friend? You must’ve brought me out for something fun. Terrorize the locals? Destroy the town? Let's get SILLY!