These aren't kids' books. Kids' books help you fall asleep, these books keep you up all night!
R. L. Stine
Jack Black · 11 quotes
Slappy
Jack Black · 10 quotes
Hannah
Odeya Rush · 6 quotes
Champion
4 quotes
Zach
Dylan Minnette · 4 quotes
The Invisible Boy (Brent Green)
Jack Black · 2 quotes
Goosebumps quotes
Page 3 of 3This is your last warning. You stay away from us, or something very bad will happen.
When I was younger, I suffered from terrible allergies that kept me indoors. And all the kids threw rocks at my window and called me names. So I created my own friends: monsters, demons, ghouls to terrorize the neighborhood and all the kids that made fun of me. And they became real to me. And then one day, they actually...became...real. My monsters literally leapt off the page. As long as the books remain locked, we're safe. But when they open, well, you've just seen what happens.
Y'know how they say teenagers have no fear of death? That they're never gonna get hurt? Well not me, okay? I was born with the gift of fear!
You had to pick Abominable Snowman of Pasadena. You couldn't have picked Little Shop of Hamsters.
You've made Slappy very unhappy. He's not going back on the shelf ever again. [burns the manuscript] I think it's time I started pulling the strings in this relationship. Tonight is gonna be the best story you've ever written. All of your children are coming out to play! [laughs]