R. L. Stine This is your last warning. You stay away from us, or something very bad will happen. R. L. Stine You had to pick Abominable Snowman of Pasadena. You couldn't have picked Little Shop of Hamsters. R. L. Stine Lemme tell you something about Steve King: Steve King wishes he could write like me. And I've sold way more books than him, but nobody ever talks about that! [Zach: Okay.] WAY MORE BOOKS!