Most scenes together: Ed & Dexter (14), Dexter & Kurt (5), Ed & Kurt (4)
So, uh, you like me?
Of course. So, uh, you like me?
Are you kiddin'? I liked you from the first time I saw you! Right off the bat. But I guess it was the same thing for you, huh?
No, actually I thought you were self-centered and obnoxious.
Well, so much for my self-esteem.
What happened?
I just tackled some old lady.
All right, Ed!
Who are you and what have you done with the real Monique?
Oh, she's right here! It's just that now she knows the real Dexter.
Come again?
You forgot your jacket last night. (hands him his jacket)
Thank you.
And this fell out of the pocket (holds contract)
Oh, um, this is just...all it is, all it is...
Right, It's just the contract you had Ed sign. You know the one where you take most of his money? The money he's supposed to get for his sauce
Yeah, but...
I can't believe you would do something like that to someone who trusts you! How can you take advantage of a sweet person like Ed? And after he got you a job!
It ain't even like that! All I wanted—
Oh, I know what you wanted! You're not his friend you're just using him to scam a little cash off the side. It must feel really good. Oh, but don't worry I'm not gonna tell Ed you're cheating him.
Why not?
'Cuz it would hurt him too much.
You know...I don't even remember what my dad looks like.
I don't remember what my dad looks like, either, but at least I get to see him everyday.
Ed! That diphthong doesn't like you, he just wants to use you!
Well, that's not 'natural.'
Remember: When you mess with Good Burger—
You go in the grinder!
Um, Dexter? I just want to say that, well, I'm really gonna miss you...a lot. And um, I will always remember you, Dexter Reed. In my thoughts and in my heart. Goodbye, my friend. (hugs Dexter)
Um, Ed? I'm not going anywhere man. (Ed let's him go)
Oh.
Welcome to Good Burger. Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
Well it's about time. Can I get two Good Burgers?
Oh, I'm sorry, dude. I have to go get them. Customers aren't allowed in back.
Just give me two Good Burgers!
Dude, I can't just give you two Good Burgers. You have to pay for them!
Forget it!
Hey, Mr. Baily! This guy needs a job. Can he have one?
No!
See ya.
Wait, wait, wait! C'mon, Mr. Baily, he really needs one. He can do fries.
Otis does fries.
Yeah, but look at him. How much longer could he possibly live?
Nobody's ever abbreviated my name before. I love that!
Jake Nice car. This yours?
No. It's my mom's, but she's out of town on business.
Jake And she let you drive this while she's out of town?
Nope. (speeds off)
From now on your life is Mondo Burger. You can forget about your friends, you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now your mother and your father.
Well, It'd be a lot more quiet if you stopped blowing the whistle.
Can I give you a lift, Ed?
Gee, I don't know dude. I weigh about 150.
