Kurt Okay, hot pants, I'm tired of playing games!
Played by Jan Schwieterman 
Good Burger (1997) · 69 quotes
Good Burger (1997) · 69 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Good Burger (1997): in 13 of its 69 quotes
Most scenes with: Dexter (5), Ed (4)
: You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.
More lines from Kurt
2 quotes Kurt Kurt You're lying! You're lying! You're full of crap!
Scenes with Kurt
10 scenes Kurt (blows whistle)
Shut up! Just be quiet!
Well, It'd be a lot more quiet if you stopped blowing the whistle.
Kurt (addressing employees)
From now on your life is Mondo Burger. You can forget about your friends, you can forget about your family... because Kurt is now your mother and your father.
Kurt You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.
Okay, now this grinder of yours, is it a real grinder or is it some kind of a methaphor or something?
Kurt That's it you're gone! Adios, TKO, historical!
Wait, wait, wait. I won't be funny no more.
Kurt Security!
(Security storms into the room)
Wait! You ain't gotta bring the man down here! Kurt, come on, please! I need this job!
Kurt Take out the trash!
Kurt (Guards grab Dexter)
Get this loser out of my face!
'Loser?!' Oh, now you're about to push me a little too far!
Kurt You want a piece of me?
Yeah! Extra crispy please!
Kurt Hey check it, boys. Right back there. It's the reject.
Oh, well, nice to meet you Mondo Idiot. I'm Ed.
Kurt Can I give you a lift, Ed?
Gee, I don't know dude. I weigh about 150.
Kurt I want you to come work for me at Mondo Burger. You come and make your sauce for Kurt.
Who's Kurt?
Kurt I'm Kurt!
I'm Ed.
Kurt I'm aware!
You said you were Kurt.
Kurt [upon seeing Good Burger becoming a huge success]
Unbelievable. Two days ago, we had Good Burger CRUSHED! Now look at them.
Troy [eating a Good Burger]
I think it's the sauce, boss.
Kurt [walks over to Troy, and headbutts him]
DUH! I know that! [to Griffin] You think Kurt's stupid?
[Griffin shrugs before quickly shaking his head]
[Roxanne shows up to Mondo Burger with crutches and multiple injuries]
I...QUIT! [then falls on the ground]
Griffen Uh, I'm guessing she didn't get the sauce recipe.
Kurt [disgusted]
I'm aware.
[Otis has caught Kurt and his gang putting shark poison in Ed's sauce]
What's that junk you're pouring into our sauce?
Troy Shut up, old man!
Kurt Don't be rude to the elderly. The old man asked us a question. [to Otis] Now, it's called shark poison, and it's gonna make all your little Good Burger customers very, very sick.
Troy So sick that I doubt any of them will ever want to eat here again.
I'm calling the cops!
Kurt [stops him]
You're not calling anyone.
Kurt [Kurt and his gang surrounded Dex on the rooftop of Mondo Burger]
Alright, PUNK! The game is over.
Dex
No, your game is over, because right now my man Ed is on his way to the police station with a can of your illegal Triampathol. Ha!
Kurt Get it! [Troy grabs the can; laughs] Nice try, dudes, but you mess with Kurt, you go in the grinder! [checks the can] Hey...this can's empty. What an idiot! Stole an empty can!
Dex
Ed, you stole an empty can?
It wasn't empty when I found it!
[Kurt's eyes widen before the restaurant begins to shake, realizing what's about to happen]
