Hey check it, boys. Right back there. It's the reject.
Oh, well, nice to meet you Mondo Idiot. I'm Ed.
Ed
Kel Mitchell · 31 quotes
Dexter
Kenan Thompson · 30 quotes
Kurt
Jan Schwieterman · 13 quotes
Monique
Shar Jackson · 5 quotes
Otis
Abe Vigoda · 5 quotes
Mr. Baily
4 quotes
Fizz
Josh Server · 3 quotes
Roxanne
Carmen Electra · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Ed & Dexter (14), Dexter & Kurt (5), Ed & Kurt (4)
Good Burger quotes
Page 3 of 5I want you to come work for me at Mondo Burger. You come and make your sauce for Kurt.
Who's Kurt?
I'm Kurt!
I'm Ed.
I'm aware!
You said you were Kurt.
You mess with Kurt and you go into the grinder.
Okay, now this grinder of yours, is it a real grinder or is it some kind of a methaphor or something?
That's it you're gone! Adios, TKO, historical!
Wait, wait, wait. I won't be funny no more.
Security!
(Security storms into the room)
Wait! You ain't gotta bring the man down here! Kurt, come on, please! I need this job!
Take out the trash!
'Loser?!' Oh, now you're about to push me a little too far!
You want a piece of me?
Yeah! Extra crispy please!
[upon seeing Good Burger becoming a huge success]
Unbelievable. Two days ago, we had Good Burger CRUSHED! Now look at them.
Troy [eating a Good Burger]
I think it's the sauce, boss.
[walks over to Troy, and headbutts him]
DUH! I know that! [to Griffin] You think Kurt's stupid?
[Griffin shrugs before quickly shaking his head]
Yep. They could put us out of business.
(Rest of employees begin to agree with her)
All right! Now, come on! Good Burger has been here for over 40 years! People love us! (looks at Ed) Most of us...
What's your hurry, my brother?
Uh, my hurry is it's now officially summer vacation and yet I'm still looking at you.
You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there and get your test done first, and you were concentrating so hard I thought you were sleep.
Next time make it more challenging.
That's what I want to talk to you about. Challenges, potential, using your mind. Cause I'm worried about you
I'm worried about you, too. Have you seen yourself lately? The 'fro, the boots, and this jacket...You have a nice summer, Shaft!
I should've died years ago.
Bummer.
Ed, can't we go somewhere and be alone?
What for?
Well we can just talk or get to know each other a little better. Now, doesn't that sound like more fun than miniature golf?
(looks at the audience for a few seconds)
You are so hot.
Oh, well, I often sweat at work.
Singers
Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick NICKELODEON!!!
Uh...no?
[Kurt and his gang surrounded Dex on the rooftop of Mondo Burger]
Alright, PUNK! The game is over.
Dex
No, your game is over, because right now my man Ed is on his way to the police station with a can of your illegal Triampathol. Ha!
Get it! [Troy grabs the can; laughs] Nice try, dudes, but you mess with Kurt, you go in the grinder! [checks the can] Hey...this can's empty. What an idiot! Stole an empty can!
Dex
Ed, you stole an empty can?
It wasn't empty when I found it!
[Kurt's eyes widen before the restaurant begins to shake, realizing what's about to happen]
[Otis has caught Kurt and his gang putting shark poison in Ed's sauce]
What's that junk you're pouring into our sauce?
Troy Shut up, old man!
Don't be rude to the elderly. The old man asked us a question. [to Otis] Now, it's called shark poison, and it's gonna make all your little Good Burger customers very, very sick.
Troy So sick that I doubt any of them will ever want to eat here again.
I'm calling the cops!
[Roxanne shows up to Mondo Burger with crutches and multiple injuries]
I...QUIT! [then falls on the ground]
Griffen Uh, I'm guessing she didn't get the sauce recipe.
Dex
[The whole staff likes Ed's sauce]
If we put this sauce on all the Good Burgers, then everyone will want to eat here! We'll knock Mondo Burger right off the map!
WHEE! That's great!
Yippy skippy! [stands up] It shall be done! [runs to the kitchen]
[as the employees continue clamoring with laughter]
Gimme another French fry! Good Burger's back in business!