Who are you and what have you done with the real Monique?

Oh, she's right here! It's just that now she knows the real Dexter.

Come again?

You forgot your jacket last night. (hands him his jacket)

Thank you.

And this fell out of the pocket (holds contract)

Oh, um, this is just...all it is, all it is...

Right, It's just the contract you had Ed sign. You know the one where you take most of his money? The money he's supposed to get for his sauce

Yeah, but...

I can't believe you would do something like that to someone who trusts you! How can you take advantage of a sweet person like Ed? And after he got you a job!

It ain't even like that! All I wanted—

Oh, I know what you wanted! You're not his friend you're just using him to scam a little cash off the side. It must feel really good. Oh, but don't worry I'm not gonna tell Ed you're cheating him.

Why not?

'Cuz it would hurt him too much.