Goat 2026 quotes, page 4

Jett Fillmore

Hot paws over here!

Olivia Burke

I am the bird!

Lenny Williamson

I block every shot.

Modo Olachenko

I don't even know the rules of Roarball.

Lenny Williamson

I don't play the long game, I play the tall game.

Lenny Williamson

I just wanna blow minds with my sick rhymes.

Grizz

I mean, what are the rules, y'all? [all with him] Smalls can't ball!

Flo Everson

I sold this team. The new Thorns are relocating to Sunken City. (Jett: I'm sorry, what? You're joking.) [chuckles] Oh, I never joke about money, honey. I brought Will onto this team to put butts in seats. But I didn't expect for you to actually win? I'm selling while the getting's good. (Jett: Wh-what's gonna happen to the team?) Oh, they're all GONE, sweetie! [chuckles] Cleaning house. And as for you... [chuckles] I made sure the new owners knew all about your... worn out body. And SUPRISE, SUPRISE! They weren't about to waste money on an old, broken down player who's NEVER GONNA WIN A CLAW! Oh, and tell the team to clean out their lockers after y'all lose. Enjoy your early retirement, Jett.

Modo Olachenko

I'll make you feel weird, and you're not sure why.

Olivia Burke

I'm good here. I live here now.

Jett Fillmore

I'm just gonna eat him. Yeah, I'm gonna eat him with a side of ranch dressing.

Lenny Williamson

I'm sorry, you sayin' somethin'?

Olivia Burke

I'm unstoppable. I think.

Modo Olachenko

If Modo were anymore of a ssssnack, he'd eat himself!

It's my time now.