Smokey [Repeated line]
"You got knock the **** out!"
Played by Chris Tucker 
Friday (1995) · 27 quotes
Friday (1995) · 27 quotes
Most-quoted character in Friday (1995): in 17 of its 27 quotes
Most scenes with: Craig (7), Mr. Jones (4), Red (4)
"Listen, I know you don't smoke weed...I know this. But I'ma get you high today. 'Cause it's Friday...you ain't got no job...and you ain't got shit to do!"
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15 scenes Smokey Thought you had the day off yesterday?
I did. Boss called me around 3 o clock. Said they got me on tape stealing boxes.
Smokey ...The **** you doin' stealin boxes for?! What you tryna do, build a clubhouse?
Hell, no, they ain't got me on tape! But the boss said he did...fired me on the spot.
Smokey Damn! You've got to be one stupid mother-****er to get fired on your day off!
Man! Why ain't ya'll help me?!
Smokey Shit, I'm high
If that were ya'll I would'a helped ya'll!
What 'bout the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard?!
Smokey Yea?!
Smokey Break Yourself, fool.
Man, look what you did to my curtain. You better watch whose window you be sneaking in before you get smoked.
Smokey With what? You ain't got nothing.
Smokey Whoa, man. Where did you get that from?
Yo Mama!
Smokey **** You!
**** you.
Pastor Clever [upon seeing Smokey rolling a joint]
'Scuse me brother. What we call drugs at 74th street Baptist church, we call a sinny-sin-sin.
Smokey Well 'round here, between Normandine and the Western, we call this here a little twenty-twen-twen!
Well..
Smokey ****aaa!
Pastor Clever Why don't you give me a bit for my cataracts?
Smokey You didn't put in on this, man.
Pastor Clever It's better to give than receive, my brother.
Craig Jones
[points across the street to Mrs. Parker]
Look, look, she's bendin' over!
Pastor Clever Lord have mercy! The Lord is my shepherd, He know what I want! Excuse me, brothers. (running across the street) Mrs. Parker! Mrs. Parker!
Smokey Told you. The weed be lettin' you know, [he holds up a pack of marajuana] where evil lurks.
Smokey Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
Craig Jones
Man, it's "the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice".
Smokey Yeah, well, yeah, she blacker than a mother****er, too.
(after hallucinating about seeing Big Worm's head in the cabinet while fetching sugar for Kool-Aid, Craig quickly shuts the cabinet door, then opens it again, and the head disappears, but Craig does not see any sugar in the cabinet. He closes the door.)
Craig Jones
(frustrated)
Damn.
Smokey What?
Craig Jones
I ain't got no sugar.
Smokey You ain't got no sugar? Da-amn! Y'all ain't never got two things that match! Y'all got Kool-Aid, no sugar; peanut butter, no jelly; ham, no burger. Damn!
Smokey (Craig asks Smokey what they are going to do to pay back Big Worm)
Man, that fool just playin' man. I ain't trippin'.
Craig Jones
That's your problem. Ain't nobody playin' but you. You walk up and down the street all day playin'. He ain't playin'! You think he playin' 'bout his money?! Then you went and dragged me into this! He know where my mama stay, know where your mama stay. You say he had a gun when you seen him, right?
Smokey Yeah.
Craig Jones
Well, name one person in the hood that play like that.
Smokey (Smokey is talking to Big Worm on the phone, confronting him about the drive-by shooting)
Yeah, I got your money. And I don't appreciate you sendin' your punk-ass, busta-ass, Jheri curl-wearin' ass friends to shoot at me and my homie. They'd like to got dealt with.
Big Worm First of all, don't be callin' here like you some straight up "G", 'cause I'll cut your balls off and hand 'em to you, partner. I had to warn you too many times about my money, Smokey. You see, it's the principle of the whole thing. There's principalities in this.
Smokey Yeah, well...I got your money anyways. And you sell that shit yourself next time, 'cause I'm goin' to rehab. I'm through with this shit. (hangs up, then lights up a joint and looks at the camera) I was just bullshittin'! And you know this, man!
Smokey 'Sup, man?
Wassup.
Smokey Why ain't you at work?
I got fired yesterday.
Smokey Fo' real?! I thought you had the day off yesterday.
I did. Went in there pick up my check. Came home. Supervisor called me about 4 o'clock. Talking about they got me on video tape stealing boxes.
Smokey The **** you doin' stealin' boxes for? What, you trying to build a clubhouse? Man, I know you didn't go out like that.
Hell, no, ain't got me on tape. But they said they did. Fired me on the spot. Talkin' about pressin' charges.
Smokey Goddamn! You've got to be a stupid mother****er to get fired on your day off.
Ezel
[Smokey is behind a bush defecating]
Smokey, what the hell you doin' back here?!
Smokey Hey, nothin' man. Hey, I'm fixin' somethin'. Hey, just stay over there.
Ezel
But I thought you wanted me to wash yo' car?
Smokey Hey, man, wash it later. Stay over there.
Ezel
Smokey, you know I ain't the smartest man in the world, but from over here, it look like you takin' a shit!
Smokey Ezel! Get the hell out of my backyard!
Ezel
Oh, it like-- Smokey, you've been eatin' corn, huh?
Smokey Oh, get the hell out of my backyard, man!
Ezel
All right, man. But, look, between me and you, man, when you're done, I'll clean all that shit for ya for two dollars, eh!
Smokey Hey, Ezel!
Ezel
What?
Smokey You better not tell nobody, man.
Ezel
Man, I'm not, man.
Smokey Keep on the down low.
Ezel
All right, I'm not like them. I'll keep it down, bro. (humming as he walks away) HEY! SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN' A SHIT!
Smokey EZEL!
Ezel
Well, I ain't gonna tell nobody else. (resumes humming)
Man, why y'all didn't help me?!
Smokey Man, I'm high.
Man, that's **** up! If that were y'all, I woulda helped y'all.
What 'bout the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard?
Smokey Yeah?
Smokey [rips curtain]
Break yourself, foo'!
Look what you did to my curtain! You better watch whose window you be sneaking in before you get blasted on.
Smokey With what? You ain't got nothing, man!
Smokey Man, where'd you get that from?
Your mama.
Smokey **** you.
**** you.
Smokey Come on outside, man, and stop playing.
Smokey Hurry up.
Don't tell me to hurry up.
Smokey I won! Gimme my money!
Deebo You what?
Smokey I lost.
Deebo Roll the dice.
Deebo.
Deebo (hands his money for another player to hold on to)
Hold my money. Watch.
Can I talk to you for a second?
Smokey Ohh, shit!
[Deebo stand up and look at Red walk slowly toward him]
Pop's trippin', man. Move yo' ass from my bike back. You know I wouldn't trip.
Deebo What bike?
The beach cruiser, the one I let you use a couple o' weeks ago. The one I've been askin' you about.
Deebo Ohh, that bike... Hey, I know that you wanted it back, homie. It's right here...
Let's just say it's both ours, down at my house and prove it.
Deebo Cool.
Smokey and friends (Deebo grunts as he uppercut Red off his feet)
Ohh, shit! (all laugh)
Deebo [Red hits the ground]
THAT'S MY BIKE, PUNK!
Smokey Goddamn! (laughs as he runs to the downed Red) You got knocked the **** out! (laughs again)
Deebo [Red's dad got out his car to check his son]
OH, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS TOO, OLD MAN?! HUH?!
Red's dad: No! (to Red) Get off yo' ass an' get in this car! Why, I dunno... why you come down here messing with these people. Hurry up!
[Red and his dad get back to their car]
Smokey [Running over to the knocked out Deebo]
You got knocked the **** out, man! [searching Deebo's pockets and takes the money from his shirt pocket] Give me my goddamn money. [raising the money to a knocked out Deebo's face] Payback is a mother****er, ain't it, ****?
[Smokey runs off and Mr. Jones is briefly seen imitating Craig's trouncing of Deebo, much to Dana's embarrassment. Deebo is about to come to until Red shows up and knocks him out cold again.] [Removing the silver necklace off Deebo's neck]
My grandmother gave me this chain.
[Red leaves as Ezal shows up]
Deebo! Deebo! Man, you should've been bobbin and weavin'. Look at ya'. Get up! [He takes Deebo's sneakers and struggles for a bit before successfully removing them] Since you ain't, maybe I'll take these shoes! [He leaves the knife on top Deebo's chest] Big foot, mother****er. You can have your knife too. Cause I steal, I don't kill.
[Ezal leaves with Deebo's shoes as Red rides off into the night with his reclaimed necklace and bike.]
Smokey [Smokey comes out from the backyard intending to visit Craig, when he has just seen Big Worm drive up in his 1975 Chevy Impala.]
Damn!
Smokey [Big Worm parks his car in front of Smokey's house and lowers his car to talk to him]
What up, Big Worm?
Big Worm How much you got left?
Smokey Man, I got a lot.
Big Worm You still haven't sold that weed, Smokey?
Smokey Man, I'm trying to, Worm. **** are broke these days.
Big Worm I don't think you applying yourself, Smokey!
Smokey Huh?
Big Worm (Big Worm quickly smells Smokey and finds out he's been smoking his weed again.)
You smokin' my shit?
Smokey Hell no! **** with your shit? Hell no!
Big Worm You smokin' my shit? [pulls a gun closer to him]
Smokey Now, why would I want to do shit like that?
Big Worm I'm gonna have to **** you up, Smokey! Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions.
Smokey Worm! Now you the last **** whose money I'd mess with. I steal from my mama before I mess with your shit, and you know this, man!
Big Worm We'll see. [Drives off]
Smokey [under his breath]
Florida Evans looking mother****er.
