Chris Tucker movie quotes

110 quotes from 4 movies

Rush Hour 2 (2001) as Detective James Carter

View Quote [Looking at Isabella getting undressed through a telescope] Lord, have mercy! .... Black panties, black bra. Victoria's Secret, spring catalog, page 27. Girl got class...

View Quote I have a dream! That one day black people, white people... and even Chinese people can all gamble together without getting different chips!

View Quote Don't be messing with me, Lee. I will kick your ass. I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it, I'll bitch slap you back to Bangkok!

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Rush Hour 3 (2007) as Detective James Carter

View Quote I need a big suite, two beds, two showers, a massage therapist, some new clothes and a case of Old Spice.

View Quote Lee. I got a big problem, man. This guy's on steroids. He got a head like Barry Bonds.

View Quote For your information, I'm half-Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I've studied the ancient teaching of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wushu martial arts, spending every afternoon at the Garden Massage Parlor in Pico and Bundy. I'm half-Chinese, baby.

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Rush Hour (1998) as Det. James Carter

View Quote Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

View Quote ('Dazed after being booted in the head') Which one of y'all just kicked me?

View Quote The Beach Boys are gonna get you a great ass-whoppin! Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man!

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Friday (1995) as Smokey

View Quote [Opening lines] "Listen, I know you don't smoke weed...I know this. But I'ma get you high today. 'Cause it's Friday...you ain't got no job...and you ain't got shit to do!"

View Quote [Repeated line] "You got knock the **** out!"

View Quote Red: Man! Why ain't ya'll help me?!
Smokey: Shit, I'm high
Red: If that were ya'll I would'a helped ya'll!
Craig: What 'bout the time he tried to choke me in Smoke's backyard?!
Smokey: Yea?!
Red: [thinks about it for a second] Oh that was different.

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