Rush Hour 3 (2007) · 41 quotes
Most-quoted character in Rush Hour 3 (2007): in 31 of its 41 quotes
Most scenes with: Chief Inspector Lee (4)
I need a big suite, two beds, two showers, a massage therapist, some new clothes and a case of Old Spice.
Detective James Carter For your information, I'm half-Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I've studied the ancient teaching of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wushu martial arts, spending every afternoon at the Garden Massage Parlor in Pico and Bundy. I'm half-Chinese, baby.
Detective James Carter In case you missed it, man, people are trying to kill me! I'm covered in shit and some French cops whupped my ass with some yellow pages, man. So don't tell me it ain't none of my business!
Detective James Carter Fine. I'm not your brother.
Detective James Carter Lee, I'm in trouble. I need some assistance!
Detective James Carter Sister, you tell this piece of S-word that I will personally F-word him up.
Detective James Carter I wouldn't say nothing. He has me. His brother from another mother.
Detective James Carter You Asian! Stop humiliating yourself!
Detective James Carter Lee. I got a big problem, man. This guy's on steroids. He got a head like Barry Bonds.
Detective James Carter Do you know who I am? Detective James Carter, LAPD. My family owns half of Chrenshaw Boulevard.
Detective James Carter We almost killed your ass! Why you didn't move? I would like for you to meet our dates for tonight, Marsha and Zoe. Fat one's yours.
Detective James Carter Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.
Detective James Carter I don't know what you feedin' him, but he is too damn big!
Detective James Carter I am trying kill somebody, man! Damn!
Detective James Carter I'm dead?
Detective James Carter I'm coming, Soo-Yung! [Looks down from the Eiffel Tower] Oh, my God! What the hell am I doing up here?
Detective James Carter I'm about slice you up like a giant California roll! [Grabs a spear nearby]
Detective James Carter Holy mother of Jesus! She's a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman! It's the Crying Games! I'm Broke Back Carter!! Oh God...
Detective James Carter Everybody was kung-fu fighting! That man was fast as Li- [notices Soo-Young still tied on a ledge] Soo-Yung!
Detective James Carter Don't move or I'll blow your ass cheeks off!
Detective James Carter You are a super freak!
Detective James Carter You got a boyfriend?
Detective James Carter Lee, he might be your brother but turn him into your sister!
Carter For your information, I'm half-Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I've studied the ancient teaching of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wushu martial arts, spending every afternoon at the Garden Massage Parlor in Pico and Bundy. I'm half-Chinese, baby.
If you're half-Chinese, I'm half-black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, isn't it?
Carter Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.
Carter You know what I think? I think you feel sorry for this guy. Maybe Kenji didn't get away in L.A. Maybe you let him go.
The Yakuza killed his family in Tokyo. He was sent to China when he was seven. He was put in Chenzou, the orphanage where I grew up. We kept each other alive.
Carter You protected each other and you still protecting him.
I called him Shoung Dih. He was like my brother. And then, I left him.
Carter You were adopted. What choice did you have?
He ended up on the streets. You could never understand.
Carter I understand. I got a brother, too. My little brother, Perry. We used to be best friends. Now we don't even speak. He thinks I tipped off the cops about the chicken fights in his garage. Can you believe that? My own brother think I'm a snitch. Just because my chicken lost in the semifinals. I didn't even really care.
Carter.
Carter He had to fight a chicken that didn't make his weight. And he still went the distance. He had a lot of heart. And he was delicious.
It's best if I do this on my own. This fight's personal.
Carter Look, I'm-a help you, man. And I'm-a tell you right now. Whatever Kenji's trying to tell you, it ain't true. He ain't your brother.
And you're not my brother.
Carter Fine. I'm not your brother.
Yu May I help you?
Carter We'll be askin' the questions, old man. Who are you?
Yu Yu.
Carter No, not me, you.
Yu Yes, I am Yu.
Carter Just answer the damn questions, who are you?
Yu I have told you.
Carter Are you deaf?
Yu No, Yu is blind.
Carter I'm not blind, you blind.
Yu That is what I just said.
Carter You just said what?
Yu I did not say what, I said Yu!
Carter That's what I'm askin' you!
Yu And Yu is answering!
Carter Shut up! (turns to personnel) You!
Yu Yes?
Carter No, not you, him! (to personnel) What's yo' name?
Mi.
Carter Yes, YOU!
I am Mi!
Yu He is Mi, and I am Yu.
Carter And I'm about to whoop your old ass, man, 'cause I'm sick of playin' games! (points to everyone in the room) You, me, everybody's ass around here! (points to tall student) Him--I'm-a kick his ass, I'm sick of this!
This is bullshit! do you know who I am? My family owns half of Rodeo Drive!
Carter Do you know who I am? Detective James Carter L.A.P.D. My family owns half of Crenshaw Boulevard.
I want a lawyer.
Carter You need a personal trainer. This license says 180 pounds, you weigh more than that damn car girl.
I have a thyroid condition.
Carter Well, stop eating thyroids!
Look, can't you just like give us a warning or something?
Carter That depends, you girls like Chinese?
Carter Oh?
Shit!
Carter I'm going to kill you, Lee!
Detective James Carter It's all your fault. How come you didn't tell me about Kenji?
Detective James Carter In cased you missed it, man; people are trying to kill me! I'm covered in shit and some French cops whooped my ass with some yellow pages, man. So don't tell me it ain't none of my business.
You lucky we're not in Hong Kong. Phone book is twice as big.
Detective James Carter Why didn't you tell me you had a brother, man?
Carter You're messed up in some weird shit, lady. I mean man, Whatever the hell you are.
Genevieve I am a woman!
Detective James Carter Hey man! You touch me again, you going to owe me dinner and a movie.
Detective Revi Congratulations! It appears we have finally brought down The Triads.
Detective James Carter You didn't do shit!
My butt still hurts!
Detective Revi The Americans and the French need to work together in the spirit of brotherhood. Together, we can do anything. Anything!
Detective James Carter He's right, Lee. Together we can do anything. You go this way...
And I'll go that way. [They team punch Detective Revi]
