Chief Inspector Lee quotes from Rush Hour 3 (2007)

If you're half-Chinese, I'm half-black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, isn't it?

The ambassador is my responsibility!

Sorry. I don't know him.

I'm not constipated anymore!

Oh, shit.

You're glad we're not in Hong Kong. Phone book is twice as big.

My ass still hurts.

My butt still hurts.

Good girl!

Carter

For your information, I'm half-Chinese now. That's right, Lee. For the last three years, I've studied the ancient teaching of Buddha, earning two black belts in Wushu martial arts, spending every afternoon at the Garden Massage Parlor in Pico and Bundy. I'm half-Chinese, baby.

If you're half-Chinese, I'm half-black. I'm your brother and I'm fly. You down with that, Snoopy? That's dope, isn't it?

Carter

Sorry, Lee. You can't be black. There's a height requirement.

Carter

You know what I think? I think you feel sorry for this guy. Maybe Kenji didn't get away in L.A. Maybe you let him go.

The Yakuza killed his family in Tokyo. He was sent to China when he was seven. He was put in Chenzou, the orphanage where I grew up. We kept each other alive.

Carter

You protected each other and you still protecting him.

I called him Shoung Dih. He was like my brother. And then, I left him.

Carter

You were adopted. What choice did you have?

He ended up on the streets. You could never understand.

Carter

I understand. I got a brother, too. My little brother, Perry. We used to be best friends. Now we don't even speak. He thinks I tipped off the cops about the chicken fights in his garage. Can you believe that? My own brother think I'm a snitch. Just because my chicken lost in the semifinals. I didn't even really care.

Carter.

Carter

He had to fight a chicken that didn't make his weight. And he still went the distance. He had a lot of heart. And he was delicious.

It's best if I do this on my own. This fight's personal.

Carter

Look, I'm-a help you, man. And I'm-a tell you right now. Whatever Kenji's trying to tell you, it ain't true. He ain't your brother.

And you're not my brother.

Carter

Fine. I'm not your brother.

Detective James Carter

It's all your fault. How come you didn't tell me about Kenji?

It was none of your business.

Detective James Carter

In cased you missed it, man; people are trying to kill me! I'm covered in shit and some French cops whooped my ass with some yellow pages, man. So don't tell me it ain't none of my business.

You lucky we're not in Hong Kong. Phone book is twice as big.

Detective James Carter

Why didn't you tell me you had a brother, man?

Detective James Carter

Hey man! You touch me again, you going to owe me dinner and a movie.

Detective Revi

Congratulations! It appears we have finally brought down The Triads.

We?

Detective James Carter

You didn't do shit!

My butt still hurts!

Detective Revi

The Americans and the French need to work together in the spirit of brotherhood. Together, we can do anything. Anything!

Detective James Carter

He's right, Lee. Together we can do anything. You go this way...

And I'll go that way. [They team punch Detective Revi]