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Det. James Carter quotes

View Quote Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
View Quote The Beach Boys are gonna get you a great ass-whoppin! Don't you ever touch a black man's radio, boy! You can do that in China but you can get your ass killed out here, man!
View Quote This is the LAPD. We're the most hated cops in all the free world. My own mama's ashamed of me. She tells everybody I'm a drug dealer.
View Quote This ciga-weed man!
View Quote Wipe yourself off man. You dead.
View Quote I'm Detective Carter. Do you speaka any English? [pause] DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN' OUTTA MY MOUTH?! I cannot believe this shit. First I get a bullshit assignment, now Mr. Riceoroni...don't even speak American. C'mon man my ride's over here... Put your bag in the back. [louder] Put...yo the back! [Lee hands the bag to Carter] No, no, no, no, no! You put your own shit in the back! I am not a skycap! I'm FBI, you understand?!
View Quote ('Dazed after being booted in the head') Which one of y'all just kicked me?
View Quote Whoo! You know he dead!
View Quote Man, just shut the hell up!
View Quote You got a prescription for this? Where's that at? Where? I-I left... Abalababa where?
View Quote I've been looking for your sweet and sour chicken ass!
View Quote I ain't gonna kill you this time, I'm just gonna kick your ASS!
View Quote This is the United States Of James Carter! I'm the President, I'm the Emperor, I'm the King...I'm Micheal Jackson, You Tito!
View Quote I'm "Blackinese"!
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