Detective James Carter I'm coming, Soo-Yung! [Looks down from the Eiffel Tower] Oh, my God! What the hell am I doing up here? Detective James Carter I'm about slice you up like a giant California roll! [Grabs a spear nearby] Detective James Carter Holy mother of Jesus! She's a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman! It's the Crying Games! I'm Broke Back Carter!! Oh God...