Smokey
Thought you had the day off yesterday?
Craig
I did. Boss called me around 3 o clock. Said they got me on tape stealing boxes.
Smokey
...The **** you doin' stealin boxes for?! What you tryna do, build a clubhouse?
Craig
Hell, no, they ain't got me on tape! But the boss said he did...fired me on the spot.
Smokey
Damn! You've got to be one stupid mother-****er to get fired on your day off!

