Barney Ross
Christmas, my friend. Please tell me you ain't going through with this.
Lee Christmas
Course I am. Look at that girl. Who wouldn't marry her?
Barney Ross
She cheated on you.
Lee Christmas
It was a half-cheat.
Barney Ross
Which is?
Lee Christmas
The other side of a half-truth. The facts are murky.
Barney Ross
Murky. I hate to break it to you pal, but your girlfriend over there a the world-class cheating gene.
Lee Christmas
I should stab you in the heart.
Barney Ross
Too late. [Lee's wife comes over]
Lee Christmas
You know, I used to think you had a black heart. Black is too colorful.
...
Promise not to keep my baby way for so long?
Barney Ross
Cross my heart. [Gets up to sit at a table with other colleagues]
Lee Christmas
If he had one.
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Hale Caesar
Look whose lost in space.
Got a pen? [Barney takes out elaborately decorated pen]
Lee Christmas
Hey, you got anything that doesn't have skulls on it?
Barney Ross
Matter of fact, I don't.
Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, only I made it better. [Blows nose in napkin]
