Santa So, I hear you're going on a little journey to the big city.
Yup. Ahh. I'm kind a nervous. [Santa chuckles] Leon says New York is pretty different.
Santa Oh, don't pay attention to Leon. He's never been anywhere. He doesn't have any feet. I've been to New York thousands of times.
Really?
Santa Mm-hmm.
What's it like?
Santa Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, Leave it there. It's not free candy.
Oh.
Santa Second, there are, like, 30 Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original, but the real one's on the 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show," that doesn't mean that They're letting you look at presents before Christmas.
Can't wait to see my dad... we're gonna go ice skating and... and eat sugar plums.
Santa Yeah, that's the other thing I wanted to talk to you about. You know, Buddy... [sighs] your father... well... he's on the Naughty List.
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! [Camera races to highlight of Walter Hobbs on the "naughty" page of Santa's book]
