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    (To Mike) This is your problem, right here. I don't want to hear any more of your 'paranoid delusional nightmare.' Right you're grounded for a week, mister. And no TV!
  
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    Adieus, Consuela!
  
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    Get back, you EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS!
  
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    All the phone lines are down, Mike.
  
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    And my name's not Sonny. It's Chris.
  
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    Ashley (daughter)
  
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    Aunt Gladys!
  
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    Do you hate spiders? Do you really hate spiders? Well they don't like you either.
  
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    Friends, our local 'authorities' have a little message for our charming little community.
  
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    I had to bribe every customs agent from San Diego to Tuscon. (Leads Mike over to orb weavers.) You see, the female species is three times as big as the male. (Consuela emerges.) The males try to compete for the females' attention by bringing them the best presents, you know, like rats, mice, (Looks at his parrot, smirking), the occasional parrot. Come.
  
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    I'll lure them off! Defend the human race!
  
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    I'm going to make a fortune!
  
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    If you start feeling disorientated, then get to one of these higher chambers as soon as possible.
  
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    Let the squashing begin!!