Joshua (First lines)
Hello Mike.
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Eight Legged Freaks (2002): in 9 of its 45 quotes
A line from Joshua (Last line, as he observes the empty tarantula cage)Where'd you go, little fella?
More lines from Joshua
8 quotes Joshua Joshua (After Mike has enquired about the alarming size of the arachnids)
: It's their diet. These have been growing in the pond for the last three days. (Mike: Crickets?) They're like, spider steroids.
Joshua I'm going to make a fortune!
Joshua Yeah, Habronattus orbus.
Joshua Say hello to Consuela...
Joshua I had to bribe every customs agent from San Diego to Tuscon. (Leads Mike over to orb weavers.) You see, the female species is three times as big as the male. (Consuela emerges.) The males try to compete for the females' attention by bringing them the best presents, you know, like rats, mice, (Looks at his parrot, smirking), the occasional parrot. Come.
Joshua (About Consuela)
So she can liquefy her prey, wrapped alive...
Joshua (As Mike leaves)
When you come back next week they'll be twice as big as they are today!
