Sheriff Parker
(To Mike)
This is your problem, right here. I don't want to hear any more of your 'paranoid delusional nightmare.' Right you're grounded for a week, mister. And no TV!
4th most-quoted character in Eight Legged Freaks (2002): in 7 of its 45 quotes
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More lines from Sheriff Parker
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Sheriff Parker
(To Deputy Pete)
Something ate your cat? What do you think it was?
Sheriff Parker
(To Ashley)
Who said it was OK to talk to your mother like that?
Sheriff Parker
All the phone lines are down, Mike.
Sheriff Parker
Where have you been, Wade? All the phones are dead!
Sheriff Parker
(To Chris)
Ten years, and you have not changed a bit.
