Sheriff Parker quotes
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(To Mike) This is your problem, right here. I don't want to hear any more of your 'paranoid delusional nightmare.' Right you're grounded for a week, mister. And no TV!
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(To Deputy Pete) Something ate your cat? What do you think it was?
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(About Chris) He just needs a shave...
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(To Ashley) Who said it was OK to talk to your mother like that?
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All the phone lines are down, Mike.
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Where have you been, Wade? All the phones are dead!
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(To Chris) Ten years, and you have not changed a bit.