Doug E. Doug movie quotes
60 quotes from 3 movies
Cool Runnings (1993) as Sanka Coffie
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What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing big bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.
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And you don't see the Swiss team smiling neither. In fact, if one of those Swiss boys ever came across a pretty girl he would probably yell 'eins, zwei, drei' and try to push her down some ice!
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Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, its bobsled time! COOL RUNNINGS!
Shark Tale (2004) as Bernie
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Bernie: Oh, man. I told ya.
Ernie: I'm doing it.
Bernie: X, circle, X X, double left square, right trigger, down, square, square.
Ernie: Double square. Respect.
Bernie: Respect.
Ernie: I'm doing it.
Bernie: X, circle, X X, double left square, right trigger, down, square, square.
Ernie: Double square. Respect.
Bernie: Respect.
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Ernie and Bernie: [sing] Don't worryAbout a thing'Cause every little thingIs gonna be all right.
Ernie: This is how you sing it, Oscar.
Bernie: Yeah.
Ernie: Sykes, he like you, mon.
Bernie: Him say take it easy on you.
Ernie: But Sykes is not here. [laughs]
Bernie: True.
Bernie: Ernie, let me ask you a question.
Ernie: Yeah, mon? Go on.
Bernie: Why is it that me locks can sting other people, but they have no effect on me or you? [zaps Ernie, who screams] Ernie. I didn't mean it, Ernie. I didn't mean it, man. Ernie. [Ernie laughs] Ernie, you made a joke. Good one, man. Respect.
Ernie: Respect.
Bernie: Bloodfire.
Ernie: This is how you sing it, Oscar.
Bernie: Yeah.
Ernie: Sykes, he like you, mon.
Bernie: Him say take it easy on you.
Ernie: But Sykes is not here. [laughs]
Bernie: True.
Bernie: Ernie, let me ask you a question.
Ernie: Yeah, mon? Go on.
Bernie: Why is it that me locks can sting other people, but they have no effect on me or you? [zaps Ernie, who screams] Ernie. I didn't mean it, Ernie. I didn't mean it, man. Ernie. [Ernie laughs] Ernie, you made a joke. Good one, man. Respect.
Ernie: Respect.
Bernie: Bloodfire.
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Oscar: [finds Frankie dead behind him, thinks he's alive, and starts yelling crazily] Watch it! Back up! I'm crazy! I be trippin'! [makes karate moves and noises until he accidentally kicks Bernie]
Bernie: Ow! What the…?
[Oscar, Ernie, and Bernie all scream simultaneously; Oscar hides behind Frankie]
Bernie: Don't hurt us! We're sorry! It was all Ernie's idea! [Ernie nods, then looks at Bernie angrily]
Ernie: Oscar?
Bernie: Did you kill that shark?
Oscar: [looks down at Frankie before having an idea] Uh, yeah. Exactly how it looks; that's how it is.
Bernie: Ow! What the…?
[Oscar, Ernie, and Bernie all scream simultaneously; Oscar hides behind Frankie]
Bernie: Don't hurt us! We're sorry! It was all Ernie's idea! [Ernie nods, then looks at Bernie angrily]
Ernie: Oscar?
Bernie: Did you kill that shark?
Oscar: [looks down at Frankie before having an idea] Uh, yeah. Exactly how it looks; that's how it is.
Eight Legged Freaks (2002) as Harlan
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(Faced with the truth of the 'invasion:') Giant spiders? What the Hell kind of bullshit is that? (A moment later) Oh my God, THEY'RE HERE! THEY'RE HERE!
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I'll lure them off! Defend the human race!
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