Most scenes together: Davey Stone & Mr. Chang (4), Davey Stone & Eleanor (3), Davey Stone & Narrator (2)
Eight Crazy Nights quotes
Page 2 of 2Your honor, I still got a pretty good jump shot. Let me show you. (he takes a drink of whiskey, and then jumps very quickly, and not very far) {the people viewing just shake their heads} I’d hit a three-pointer, except I’d have to drop my pants and pop a thumb up my boo-boo.
I should stick you on a twig and roast you!
Foul on this kid, for eating everything in sight. Jelly-jugs, the next time you come onto my court, you better wear a bra, okay?
Good night, mayor! And the answer to your question is Spencer's gifts. They definitely have furry underwear!
JENNIFER! JENNIFER! What's the matter with the way I live my life?! Huh, Jennifer?! Where are you?! At home, reading your baby boy a bedtime story, while he sucks his thumb and goes pee-pee on his blanket?! AW, HORSESHIT!!
Smell ya later, poopsicle.
Technical foul! Technical foul!
What other options do you got, Rockefeller?!
It ain't a better time of year. You got no school, you can eat like a pig, and people give you stuff. Kind of makes you feel all tingly inside, doesn't it? But you know what? There are some buffoons out there who actually can't stand the holiday season. And seeing other people enjoy the festivities... gets them even more disgusted. In fact, the head honcho of holiday humbug... lives right here in little old dukesberry. His name's Davey Stone. That fool's in the China dragon... coming up with his own way of feeling tingly all over. At one time, Davey was a super student, super athlete... super sweet, super kid and the apple of his parents' eye. Now, he's just a 33-year-old, crazy Jewish guy... who lives for making this town as miserable as he is... especially on the first night of Hanukkah. How'd he end up this way? Let's save that for later... because right now, Davey's about to get himself into some serious trouble.
Aren't you a boy? [Obese boy runs out sobbing]
I didn't do it for you. [Does air plank lifting gestures] I did it for the ladies. [Women walking by respond incredulously]
How could you all be so mean to Whitey? Sound to me like you are all on crack!