A scene from Dumb and Dumber 1994
Harry

Where's the booze?

Lloyd

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it comin'!

Lloyd

[Harry starts to moan in despair.]

Oh, come on buddy, it's not that bad...come on, man...

Harry

It gets worse, Lloyd. Y'know my parakeet Petey?

Lloyd

Yeah?

Harry

He's dead.

Lloyd

Oh man...I'm sorry...what happened?

Harry

His head fell off.

Lloyd

His head fell off?

Harry

Yeah, he was pretty old.

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