Harry: Where's the booze?
Lloyd: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it comin'!
[Harry starts to moan in despair.]
Lloyd: Oh, come on buddy, it's not that bad...come on, man...
Harry: It gets worse, Lloyd. Y'know my parakeet Petey?
Lloyd: Yeah?
Harry: He's dead.
Lloyd: Oh man...I'm sorry...what happened?
Harry: His head fell off.
Lloyd: His head fell off?
Harry: Yeah, he was pretty old.
  
  
  
  
  
   
  
  
Lloyd: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it comin'!
[Harry starts to moan in despair.]
Lloyd: Oh, come on buddy, it's not that bad...come on, man...
Harry: It gets worse, Lloyd. Y'know my parakeet Petey?
Lloyd: Yeah?
Harry: He's dead.
Lloyd: Oh man...I'm sorry...what happened?
Harry: His head fell off.
Lloyd: His head fell off?
Harry: Yeah, he was pretty old.
 Harry : Where's the booze? 
 Lloyd : I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it comin'! 
 [Harry starts to moan in despair.]  
 Lloyd : Oh, come on buddy, it's not that bad...come on, man... 
 Harry : It gets worse, Lloyd. Y'know my parakeet Petey? 
 Lloyd : Yeah? 
 Harry : He's dead. 
 Lloyd : Oh man...I'm sorry...what happened? 
 Harry : His head fell off. 
 Lloyd :  His head fell off?  
 Harry : Yeah, he was pretty old. 
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