“The least you could do is level with me. What are my chances?” – Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Dumb and Dumber 1994

Lloyd

The least you could do is level with me. What are my chances?

Mary

Not good.

Lloyd

You mean like one out of a hundred?

Mary

More like one out of a million.

Lloyd

So you're tellin' me there's a chance.

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Lloyd Jim Carrey More Lloyd quotes →

Harry Jeff Daniels More Harry quotes →

Mary Lauren Holly

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