“I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine. Where...” – Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber ... Movie Quotes Database

Lloyd

I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about a little place called Aspen.

Harry

Oh, I dunno, Lloyd, the French are assholes.

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