“Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar?” – Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber ... Movie Quotes Database

Lloyd

Excuse me, little old lady. Do you have change for a dollar?

Elderly woman

Change? No I'm sorry, I don't.

Lloyd

Well, can you do me a favor and watch my stuff here while I go break a dollar?

Elderly woman

Of course.

Lloyd

Thanks. Hey, I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose. I'll be right back. Don't you go dying on me!

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