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Lloyd I'm talkin' about a place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talkin' about a little place called Aspen.
Harry Oh, I dunno, Lloyd, the French are assholes.
Lloyd The least you could do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary Not good.
Lloyd You mean like one out of a hundred?
Mary More like one out of a million.
Harry I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
Lloyd Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week!
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