Get me a... Holy Bartender.
Never heard of it.
Ahh, he doesn't know how to make a Holy Bartender. You do, don't you, Muse?
Don't...
Ahh, anybody? No? [Jay and Silent Bob shake their heads] Well, I know how to make a Holy Bartender... [pulls out an Uzi, shoots the bartender repeatedly, then laughs hysterically] Get it?
[restrained by the Stygian triplets who have suddenly appeared]
Sweet Jesus, Azrael, why?
Come on, demon, I wanna see you try that shit on someone who's already dead!
Now, now, Apostle, you maintain that kind of an attitude and you and the barkeep won't be the only corpses in the room. The Christ bitch will join you. [referring to Bethany]
Are you really that stupid!? You do know what happens if those two jerks enter the church, don't you?
I'm actually counting on it! And the pawns are moving into place as we speak...
