Barnabas Collins I am reminded of a line from Erich Segal's Love Story: "Love means never having to say you're sorry." However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you.
Played by Johnny Depp 
Dark Shadows (2012) · 10 quotes
Dark Shadows (2012) · 10 quotes
Most-quoted character in Dark Shadows (2012): in 7 of its 10 quotes
A line from Barnabas CollinsYou cannot kill me because I am already dead.
More lines from Barnabas Collins
2 quotes Barnabas Collins Barnabas Collins Ah, music. Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. "I am a picker, I am a grinner / I am a lover and I am a sinner / I play my music in the sun". If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent.
Scenes with Barnabas Collins
4 scenes Barnabas Collins How soon can the horses be ready?
Elizabeth Collins Stoddard
We don't have horses, we have a Chevy.
Willie Loomis
Captain Clarney, I'd like you to meet Barnabas Collins.
Clarney
Collins? And uh, why does a Collins want to talk to me?
Barnabas Collins To offer you a contract.
Clarney
I have a contract. With Angel Bay.
Barnabas Collins And if I told you I could offer you a better one?
Clarney
Then, Mr. Collins, I would tell you to take a long walk off a short pier.
Barnabas Collins The Collinses have always held the biggest and most expensive balls.
Roger Collins
That's what I've been saying, this family needs more balls!
I'm going to make an offer to you, Barnabas. My last. You can join me by my side and we can run Collinsport together as partners, and lovers... or I'll put you back in the box.
Barnabas Collins I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!
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