Barnabas Collins I am reminded of a line from Erich Segal's Love Story: "Love means never having to say you're sorry." However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you. Barnabas Collins Ah, music. Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. "I am a picker, I am a grinner / I am a lover and I am a sinner / I play my music in the sun". If only Shakespeare had been as eloquent. Barnabas Collins How soon can the horses be ready? Elizabeth Collins Stoddard We don't have horses, we have a Chevy.