Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) quotes, page 2

20 total quotes

Cal – Steve Carell
Emily – Julianne Moore
Hannah – Emma Stone
Jacob – Ryan Gosling
Robbie – Jonah Bobo

View Quote I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up.

View Quote I'm going to help you find your manhood. Do you have any idea where you might have lost it?

View Quote I'm wildly unhappy, and I'm trying to buy it, and it's not working.

View Quote The war between the sexes is over and we won, okay? We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise. But even though we won, they still deserve our respect. Make them feel beautiful, listen to their problems, open the door for them.

View Quote You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter, Ms. Tafferty? All right. Well, the A they're both wearing - I think it stands for "asshole." Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm sorry about all the "assholes."