A scene from Clerks 1994
Dante

[Dante and Randal have just returned from Julie’s wake]

I can't ****in' believe you!

Randal

I'm tellin' you, it wasn't my fault!

Dante

You knocked the casket over, for Christ's sake!

Randal

I was just leanin' on it! It was an accident!

Dante

Like someone knocks a casket over on purpose!

Randal

So the casket fell over, big deal!

Dante

Her ****in' body fell out!

Randal

Just put it back in. It's not like it matters if she breaks somethin'!

Dante

Just go. Just go open the video store!

Jay

[offscreen]

Yeah, open the video store!

Randal

Shut the **** up, junkie!

Dante

[Jay comes over and lifts his leg to fart on Randal. Dante stops Randal and tells him to open RST.]

Just go. Just go open the video store.

Jay

Yeah, ****-smoking clerk!

Dante

And how many times have I told you not to be dealing in front of the store?

Jay

I'm not dealin', man. What you talkin' 'bout?

Customer

Yo, you got anything, man?

Jay

Yeah, man. What you want, man?

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