Jeff Anderson movie quotes

52 quotes from 3 movies

Clerks (1994) as Randal Graves

View Quote Salsa Shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa, our shark.

View Quote Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame.

View Quote This job would be great if it wasn't for the **** customers.

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Clerks II (2006) as Randal Graves

View Quote One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sake! Criminology! Who the **** were we studying to be: Batman?

View Quote All right look, there's only one "Return", OK, and it ain't of the King. It's of the Jedi.

View Quote Who would be friends with me? I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me.

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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) as Randal Graves

View Quote See? I told you that restraining order was a good idea.

View Quote See? If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us.

View Quote Teen #1: Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers.
Teen #2: Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch.
Dante Hicks: I'm the BITCH?
Randal Graves: Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it.
Dante Hicks: Will you shut up!
Teen #1: [to Teen #2] Holy shit, dude. The honeymoon's over.

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