A scene from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 2001
Teen #1

Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers.

Teen #2

Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch.

Dante Hicks

I'm the BITCH?

Randal Graves

Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it.

Dante Hicks

Will you shut up!

Teen #1

[to Teen #2]

Holy shit, dude. The honeymoon's over.

In this scene

Chrissy Ali Larter More Chrissy quotes →
Dante Hicks Brian O'Halloran More Dante Hicks quotes →
Randal Graves Jeff Anderson More Randal Graves quotes →
Teen #1 Jake Richardson
T2 Teen #2 Nick Fehlinger

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