Honey, don't give me that "all for one" shit. I got to deal with being a minority in a minority of a minority, and nobody supports my ass.
Banky Edwards
Jason Lee · 28 quotes
Holden McNeil
Ben Affleck · 23 quotes
Alyssa Jones
Joey Lauren Adams · 14 quotes
Jay
Jason Mewes · 9 quotes
Hooper X
8 quotes
Silent Bob
Kevin Smith · 5 quotes
Most scenes together: Holden McNeil & Alyssa Jones (8), Banky Edwards & Holden McNeil (7), Jay & Silent Bob (4)
Chasing Amy quotes
Page 4 of 5I feel a hate crime coming on.
I love you, I always will. Know that. But I'm not your **** whore.
I'm going to prove to you beyond a shadow of a doubt that Archie is all about pussy.
I'm telling you that chick is probably a bigger germ farm than that monkey in Outbreak.
If this is a crush, I don't think I could take it if the real thing ever happened.
It's not who you love, it's how.
Jedi bitch.
Look, man, we miss this train, and I am gonna shitcan you and just hire Charles Schulz.
Now THAT, my friend, is a shared moment.
Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!
This is all going to end badly.
What difference does it make if I refer to her as a d*ke? Or if I call the Whalers a bunch of f***ots in the comfort of my own office, far from the sensitive ears of the rest of the world?
What's a Nubian?
Yeah, well I've had my finger up my ass but I wouldn't say I've had anal sex.