Charlie and the Chocolate Factory quotes

97 total quotes

Augustus Gloop
Charlie Bucket
Dr. Wilbur Wonka
Grandma Georgina
Grandpa George
Grandpa Joe

Mike Teavee
Mr. Salt
Mrs. Beauregarde
Mrs. Gloop
Veruca Salt
Violet Beauregarde
Willy Wonka

View Quote All these years... and you haven't flossed.

View Quote I don't know, but young men are extremely springy. They stretch like mad... Ah! Let's go put him in the taffy puller! ~ Willy Wonka's enthusiastic idea for restoring Mike Teavee back to normal. Mr Teavee: Taffy puller!? Wonka: Hey, that was my idea!

View Quote Mike Teavee: You don't understand anything about science. First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. DUH!!! Second, the amount of energy it would take to convert energy into matter would be like nine atomic bombs.
Willy Wonka: MUMBLER!!! Seriously. I cannot understand a single word you're saying.

View Quote Daddy, I want another pony.

View Quote I want a squirrel!

View Quote Augustus, my child, that is not a good thing you do! (Augustus is leaning into the chocolate river and is using his hands to drink from it.)

View Quote MUMBLER!! Seriously, I can't understand a word you're saying. ~ to Mike Teavee

View Quote Charlie Bucket: [as the group moves on from the Chocolate Room] Are the Oompa Loompas really joking, Grandpa?
Grandpa Joe: Of course, they're joking. That boy will be fine.
[just before they walk off, Grandpa Joe's smile turns to a grim expression]

View Quote Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.

View Quote [from trailer] Back off, you little freaks!

View Quote Well you're just lucky to be here, aren't you? ~ To Charlie Bucket

View Quote Good morning, starshine! The earth says "hello"!

View Quote Mrs. Gloop: Augustus, please don't eat your fingers!
Augustus Gloop: But I taste so good.

View Quote Dr. Wilbur Wonka: Do you have an appointment?
Charlie Bucket: No, but he's overdue.

View Quote You know, you really shouldn't mumble, 'cause it's really starting to bum me out! ~ to Mike Teavee