Charlie and the Chocolate Factory quotes
97 total quotesMike Teavee
Mr. Salt
Mrs. Beauregarde
Mrs. Gloop
Veruca Salt
Violet Beauregarde
Willy Wonka
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Charlie Bucket: [asking about Violet's gum] Why hold onto it? Why not start a new piece?
Violet Beauregarde: Because then I wouldn't be a champion. I'd be a loser. Like you.
Violet Beauregarde: Because then I wouldn't be a champion. I'd be a loser. Like you.
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Grandma Georgina: Things are going to get much better.
Narrator: And for once, Grandma Georgina knew exactly what she was talking about.
Narrator: And for once, Grandma Georgina knew exactly what she was talking about.
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Lollipops. Ought to be called 'cavities on a stick'!
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Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. ~ Showing the children the Chocolate Room.
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Mike Teavee: What's the special prize and who gets it?
Willy Wonka: The best kind of prize is a sur-prize! Haha.
Veruca Salt: Will Violet always be a blueberry?
Willy Wonka: No... maybe... I dont know. But that's what you get for chewing gum all day, it's just disgusting.
Mike Teavee: If you hate gum so much, why do you make it?
Willy Wonka: Once again, you really shouldn't mumble because it's kinda starting to bum me out.
Willy Wonka: The best kind of prize is a sur-prize! Haha.
Veruca Salt: Will Violet always be a blueberry?
Willy Wonka: No... maybe... I dont know. But that's what you get for chewing gum all day, it's just disgusting.
Mike Teavee: If you hate gum so much, why do you make it?
Willy Wonka: Once again, you really shouldn't mumble because it's kinda starting to bum me out.
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Don't touch that squirrel's nuts! You'll make him crazy! ~ To Veruca Salt before the squirrels throw her down the garbage chute.
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You don't understand anything about science. First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. DUH! Second, the amount of power it would take to convert energy into matter would be like nine atomic bombs! ~ after Willy Wonka explains the concept of 'television chocolate'
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You think he's a genius, but he's an idiot! But I'm not.
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[after being asked how a candy bar tasted] I don't know. I hate chocolate.
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(in the TV room)
Mike Teavee: Can you send people? [reffering to the camera teleporter]
Wonka: Why would I want to do that? They don't taste very good at all.
Wonka: Why would I want to do that? They don't taste very good at all.
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Willy Wonka: [After the Augustus Gloop song] Bravo! Well done! Well done! Aren't they delightful? Aren't they charming?
Mr. Salt: I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed.
Mike Teavee: Like they knew it was going to happen.
Willy Wonka: Oh, poppy****.
Mr. Salt: I do say, that all seemed rather rehearsed.
Mike Teavee: Like they knew it was going to happen.
Willy Wonka: Oh, poppy****.
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Mother, what's happening to me? [turning purple shortly before swelling up into a blueberry]
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To Charlie: Would you like some chocolate?
Charlie: Sure.
To Charlie: Well, then, you should have just brought some.
Charlie: Sure.
To Charlie: Well, then, you should have just brought some.
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Mike Teavee: You don't understand anything about science. First off, there's a difference between waves and particles. DUH!!! Second, the amount of energy it would take to convert energy into matter would be like nine atomic bombs.
Willy Wonka: MUMBLER!!! Seriously. I cannot understand a single word you're saying.
Willy Wonka: MUMBLER!!! Seriously. I cannot understand a single word you're saying.