It's okay, little halfling. Sometimes, I get confused too. Especially during daylight savings time. Spring forward, fall back. We don't even have calendars in the wizard's realm! There is no spring, only darkness and winter!
Tim
Miles Bakshi · 29 quotes
Boss Baby
19 quotes
Francis Francis
Steve Buscemi · 13 quotes
Wizzie
James McGrath · 13 quotes
Ted
10 quotes
Janice
8 quotes
Eugene
Conrad Vernon · 3 quotes
Girl
Nina Zoe Bakshi · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Boss Baby & Tim (16), Tim & Ted (9), Janice & Ted (8)
The Boss Baby quotes
Page 4 of 4Let's just say, I'm the boss.
No, Ted and Janice. You don't even know their names. You're just trying to steal them from me! You stole everything! You are the one who should be in jail!
Nothing is going to get in the way of my vengeance. Not you, not anybody! Baby Corp is through! I win! Ha!
Oh, what's wrong, Timothy? Has that little dwarf made you blue?
Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened. With a great curse! They shall not pass!
Then I shall cast upon him a great curse! He shall not pass!
Upsies. l need upsies.
We could buy a bouncy house! Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a.m.
We're gonna launch a brand new puppy in every continent. In every country! We're going to take over the world, one heart at a time. Imagine a puppy that never grows up, never gets old. A puppy that stays a puppy forever. I give you the only thing you'll ever love, the Forever Puppy!
You could have had your parents' love all to yourself again! But no, you blew it! You let that baby boss you around!
[Boss Baby: You're fired! And here's your severance package. Ha!]
Wait. You're not supposed to end with "Ha!" [Boss Baby: You're not?] You're supposed to end with "Argh!" [Boss Baby: Got it. Argh!] [the pirate falls to the clouds]