Don't stand in the way of my actualization as a man.
Craig Schwartz
John Cusack · 11 quotes
Maxine Lund
Catherine Keener · 7 quotes
Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen · 6 quotes
Dr. Lester
Orson Bean · 4 quotes
Lotte Schwartz
Cameron Diaz · 4 quotes
John Malkovich
John Malkovich · 3 quotes
John M.
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Craig Schwartz & Maxine Lund (3), Charlie Sheen & John M. (2)
Being John Malkovich quotes
Page 2 of 2Help! He's locking me in a cage!
Hot lesbian witches! It's **** genius!
I have been to the dark side. I have seen a world that no man should see.
I'd **** me. [Watching television documentary on his puppeteering when he's in John Malkovich's body.]
It's my head, Schwartz! It's my head!
Just one question. Who the **** is John Malkovich?
Look away. (looking through Emily's eyes at the end)
Maybe she's using you to channel some dead lesbian lover.
Nobody's looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate.
That portal is mine, and it must be sealed forever.
Truth is for suckers, Johnny Boy.
You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!
You're nuts to let a girl go that calls you Lotte, I tell you that as a friend.