“I'd **** me.” – Craig Schwartz, Being John Malkovich ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Being John Malkovich 1999

Craig Schwartz John Cusack

I'd **** me. [Watching television documentary on his puppeteering when he's in John Malkovich's body.]

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John M. Charlie, I don't know anything about the girl, man! She could be like a **** witch or something! Charlie Sheen That's even better! Hot lesbian witches! Think about it! It's **** genius! Craig I've fallen in love, and this is what people who've fallen in love look like! Maxine Well, you picked the unrequited variety. It's very bad for the skin. Craig Schwartz You see the world through John Malkovich's eyes. Then after about 15 minutes, you're spit out into a ditch on the side of the New Jersey Turnpike!