[reading obituary]
Ooh-la-la, what have we got here? The Maitlands. [laughs] Cute couple. Look nice and stupid, too! [more laughing]
Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice"
Michael Keaton · 17 quotes
Lydia Deetz
Winona Ryder · 11 quotes
Adam Maitland
Alec Baldwin · 5 quotes
Barbara Maitland
Geena Davis · 4 quotes
Delia Deetz
Catherine O'Hara · 3 quotes
Juno
Sylvia Sidney · 3 quotes
Otho Fenlock
Glenn Shadix · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Lydia Deetz & Betelgeuse/"Beetlejuice" (2), Lydia Deetz & Delia Deetz (2), Adam Maitland & Barbara Maitland (2)
Beetlejuice quotes
Page 2 of 3[realizing that Adam and Barbara are ghosts]
The funeral. God. You guys really are dead.
[To Charles]
I'm here with you. I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will GO INSANE AND I WILL TAKE YOU WITH ME!!!
[to Otho]
Not so fast, round boy. We're gonna have some laughs! [Kisses Otho on the cheek and laughs]
Attention, K-Mart shoppers! [laughs] Well, I'm back. I feel real good about myself, you know what I mean? So, without further delay... Welcome to Winter River Museum of Natural Greed! A monument to the bored businessman! Come on a little closer! Step right up, test your strength!
Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!
Don't mind her. She's still upset that someone dropped a house on her sister.
Hey, these aren't my rules! Come to think of it, I don't have any rules!
I plan to have a stroke from the amount of MSG that's in this food.
I'll eat anything you want me to eat, I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow, so come on down and I'll...chew on a dog! [howls]
It's showtime!
Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.
My whole life is a darkroom. [Slowly, for effect] One. Big. Dark. Room.
Nobody says the "B" word.
Thank you. Thank you. That, is why I won't do two shows a night anymore, babe, I won't.