Most scenes together: Catwoman/Selina Kyle & Batman/Bruce Wayne (2)
Batman Returns quotes
Page 2 of 4I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by, helpless AS a baby, while Gotham City was ravaged by a disease that turned eagle-scouts into crazed clowns and happy homemakers into catwomen!
I saw her first. Gotta fly!
Why should I trust some Cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at her daddy for not buying her that pony when she turned sweet sixteen.
You're beauty and the beast in one luscious Christmas gift pack.
You poor guys. Always confusing your pistols with your privates.
Actually... this is all just a bad dream. You're home in bed. Heavily sedated, resting comfortably, and dying from the noxious pollutants you've personally spewed in a lifetime of profiteering. Tragic irony, or poetic justice? You tell me.
Why is it that someone always brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?!
A penguin is a bird that cannot fly! I am a man. I have a name. [pauses, reluctant to accept it] ... Oswald Cobblepot!
But what it all comes down to is, who's holding the umbrella?!
Four....five...still alive! [as her lives are being depleted by gunshots]
Gotta go, girl talk! [After capturing the Ice Princess]
Honey, I'm home! Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.