The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot Right now, my troops are fanning out across town, for your children! Yes - for your first-born sons! The ones you left helpless at home, so you could get juiced on Max's Shreggnog, and dress up like jerks, and dance, badly! The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab! The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot You're just jealous 'cause I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!