They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' 'em on a slab!
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The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot You're just jealous 'cause I'm a genuine freak, and you have to wear a mask!
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The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot AUGH! SHIT! I PICKED THE CUTE ONE... UGH, AGHH!... This heat's gettin' to me... AUGH... I'll murder you momentarily... [chokes] But first... I need a cold drink of iced water... [falls over gurgling and choking, dead]
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