[to Bruce]
Don't get up, Bruce, it's just an old friend come by to say hello. Hello, Batman. [laughing]
The Joker
Mark Hamill · 24 quotes
Batman (Terry McGinnis)
Will Friedle · 16 quotes
Flashback
10 quotes
Bruce Wayne
Kevin Conroy · 8 quotes
Dee-Dee Twins
Melissa Joan Hart · 5 quotes
Harley Quinn
Arleen Sorkin · 4 quotes
Timothy Drake
4 quotes
Most scenes together: Batman (Terry McGinnis) & The Joker (7), The Joker & Flashback (7), Batman (Terry McGinnis) & Flashback (5)
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker quotes
Page 3 of 3[to Bruce]
Oh no, your old eyes do not deceive you, Brucie; after all, who'd know me better than you?
[to the Jokerz]
It's a school night, boys and girls. I'm gonna have to call your folks.
[working on a communications array, not looking up]
You might as well show yourself. I heard you coming a mile away. [Batman decloaks] I'm no Boy Wonder anymore, but that old training never goes away, even at my age.
Adios, Brucie; I guess I should salute you as a worthy adversary and all that but the truth is, I really did hate your guts. [blows raspberry]
Ah, brave new world, that has such putzes in it.
Aren't you the nasty tattletale, ratting me out before I have my fun? [prepares to fire the satellite laser] Papa spank.
Hello Gotham, Joker's back in town. [laughs]
I hate to say it, but I think your little Robin's turned into a bitter old crow.
I owe you big time. Bruce couldn't have chosen anyone better to put on the mask.
Me and the others gave everything, but it just wasn't enough for the old man. I used to think, if I went on long enough, someday he'd retire and I'd... ah, the heck with it. Capes, costumes, bad guys - it was kid's stuff! Bruce probably did me a favor. By the end, I was so sick of it I never wanted to see that stupid Robin suit again...! [turns around; Batman is gone] Some things never change.
Terry. I've been thinking about something you once told me. And you were wrong. It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile; it's the other way around. Never tell yourself anything different.
This is one of Uncle Sam's orbiting defense satellites: Hyperion-class, laser armed, handy little gadget for shooting down unfriendly missiles or giving someone a world-class hotfoot. [simulation of the satellite firing down on Gotham] Think of it as urban tagging on a grand scale reminding all and sundry that this is Joker territory; you're welcome to try and stop us but, [chuckles] I'm not taking bets on that happening anytime soon, toodle.
You know, kids, a lot has changed while your old uncle Joker's been away: new Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman; but now I'm tanned, I'm rested, and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again.