Dee-Dee (1)
Well, if it isn't old mister Wayne.
Dee-Dee (2)
So debonair.
Dee-Dee (1)
So dapper.
Dee-Dee (2)
(knees him)
So decrepit.
Played by Melissa Joan Hart 
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000) · 44 quotes
Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000) · 44 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (2000): in 5 of its 44 quotes
A line from Dee-Dee Twins [both]On the double!
Scenes with Dee-Dee Twins
4 scenes
Dee-Dee (1)
Oh.
Dee-Dee (2)
Joy.
Chucko
Batman showed up and we had to ditch, but we were able to save this: the console's memory board. [Chucko slides the board to Joker, who is sitting across the table. Joker catches it.] I know it's not much, but-
It's not much? It's nothing. [smashes the memory board] Losers, all of you, a disgrace to the name Joker, why in my day...
Bonk
In your day?! Ever since you conned your way into this gang it's been "in your day" this, "in your day" that.
Chucko
[uneasily]
Bonk.
Bonk
Your day is over, old man, even if you are who you say you are; and personally, I think you're a fake.
Ah, brave new world, that has such putzes in it.
Bonk
He's got us running around, ripping out a lot of geek junk, but no cash! He won't tell us what his plan is, even if he has one! I want out!
Bonk
[scared]
Hey, man, take it easy! I-I was, I was just kidding!
[The Joker fires, but a flag with the word BANG! pops out of the end of the gun.]
So was I! [The Joker chuckles and waves the gun, then shoots the flag into Bonk's chest] Oops! No I wasn't! That's also how we did it in my day. You know, kids, a lot has changed since your old Uncle Joker's been away: new Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman. But now I'm tanned, I'm rested, and I'm ready to give this town a wedgie again! I have to know you're with me. Will you say it for me one time?
Jokerz
[terrified]
We're with you!
A little louder.
Jokerz
[louder]
We're with you!
Dee-Dee?
Dee-Dee Twins We're with you!
Boys?
Chucko and Ghoul
We're with you!
Bonk? Oh, right. Dead! [pauses and grins brightly] Dee-Dee, be a lamb and sweep out the trash. There's a good girls! [Dee-Dee Twins manage to get Bonk off of the table] Your renewed faith puts a smile in my heart! Let's say we forget about tonight's mishap and start over?
Chucko
Great, Boss!
Ghoul, m'boy, we're gonna need a new systems scanner; who's got one that they'd be willing to donate?
Ghoul
Checking... What we're after is cutting edge. It's the only other place we can find one.
Ghoul
What? There? Security's gonna be tight.
Oh, yes! But think of the fun!
Police Woman
Delia and Deidre Dennis, your grandmother's paid your bail. You're released to her custody, pending your trial.
Dee Dee Oh, joy.
You rotten little scamps! I struggle to make a good home for you and this is the thanks I get! (She whacks the Dee Dee twins with a cane) Break a Grandmother's heart, I hope they throw the book at you!
Dee Dee Oh, shut up Nana Harley!
