Batman showed up and we had to ditch, but we were able to save this: the console's memory board. [Chucko slides the board to Joker, who is sitting across the table. Joker catches it.] I know it's not much, but-
The Joker
It's not much? It's nothing. [smashes the memory board] Losers, all of you, a disgrace to the name Joker, why in my day...
In your day?! Ever since you conned your way into this gang it's been "in your day" this, "in your day" that.
Bonk.
Your day is over, old man, even if you are who you say you are; and personally, I think you're a fake.
The Joker
Ah, brave new world, that has such putzes in it.
He's got us running around, ripping out a lot of geek junk, but no cash! He won't tell us what his plan is, even if he has one! I want out!
The Joker
If you insist... [the other Jokerz gasp]
Hey, man, take it easy! I-I was, I was just kidding!
The Joker
So was I! [The Joker chuckles and waves the gun, then shoots the flag into Bonk's chest] Oops! No I wasn't! That's also how we did it in my day. You know, kids, a lot has changed since your old Uncle Joker's been away: new Gotham, new rules, even a new Batman. But now I'm tanned, I'm rested, and I'm ready to give this town a wedgie again! I have to know you're with me. Will you say it for me one time?
We're with you!
The Joker
A little louder.
We're with you!
The Joker
Dee-Dee?
Dee-Dee Twins
We're with you!
The Joker
Boys?
We're with you!
The Joker
Bonk? Oh, right. Dead! [pauses and grins brightly] Dee-Dee, be a lamb and sweep out the trash. There's a good girls! [Dee-Dee Twins manage to get Bonk off of the table] Your renewed faith puts a smile in my heart! Let's say we forget about tonight's mishap and start over?
Great, Boss!
The Joker
Ghoul, m'boy, we're gonna need a new systems scanner; who's got one that they'd be willing to donate?
Checking... What we're after is cutting edge. It's the only other place we can find one.
The Joker
Hmmm... Nope. Nuh-uh. Nope. [Finally finding a candidate.] Ah!
What? There? Security's gonna be tight.
The Joker
Oh, yes! But think of the fun!
