You really want to know what love is?

[Champ nods his head.]

Yeah.

Yes! Tell us!

More than anything in the world, Ron!

Well, it's really quite simple. It's kinda like...

[He starts singing "Afternoon Delight".]

"Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been 'when it's right, it's right', why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?"

[Champ, Brian, and Brick join in.]

"When everything's a little clearer in the light of day. And, we know the night is always gonna be here anyway!"

"Thinking of you's workin' up my appetite, looking forward to a little afternoon delight. Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite, and the thought of loving you is getting so exciting, sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight."

[Ron stops singing.]

You guys have it.

[Everyone sings.]

"Afternoon delight!"

[Champ, Brian, and Brick stop singing.]

I dunno, Ron. That sounds kinda crazy.

Sounds like you have mental problems, man.

Yeah, you got mental problems, man.

Yeah, it really does.

Man.

[Everyone sings.]

"Afternoon delight!"